Victor's Ramblings

Humorous Ramblings. Here are six old jokes for today

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What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend with a bad egg?
A Loch Ness Pongster!
How do you define a diplomat?
A diplomat brings home the bacon withouit spilling the beans!
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he wasn't peeling well!
What kind of bird lives on a building site?
A crane!
Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
Because she is always running away from the ball.