Victor's Ramblings

Humorous Ramblings. Here are six old jokes for today

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How much does a neutron cost?
Nothing. It comes with no charge.
How do you tell if the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full!
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?
With a steak to the heart!
How do you make a band stand?
Hide all the chairs!