Victor's Ramblings

Humorous Ramblings. Here are six old jokes for today

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What happened after a thief broke into a police station and stole the toilet?
The police had nothing to go on!
What did the sign on the lawn of the rehab centre say?
Keep off the grass!
What does a committee do?
It takes care of the minutes but wastes the hours!
How do you make yourself attractive to a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!
What do you get when you cross a computer with a life-guard?
A screen-saver!