Victor's Ramblings

Humorous Ramblings. Here are six old jokes for today

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Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
What happened after Moses took the tablets on the mountain?
It came to pass!
Who punishes people for things they didn't do?
Teachers, - when children haven't done their homework!
What did the horror book say to the other books?
I feel chills running down my spine.
In a single-storey pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink chair and a pink table. What colour were the stairs?
There weren't any stairs, it was a single-storey house!
Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk!