Victor's Ramblings

Humorous Ramblings. Here are six old jokes for today

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Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!
Who can shave 3 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber!
Where will you always find diamonds?
In a pack of cards!
What happened to the lady who was starting to tell a joke about a bank?
She lost interest!
What did the spider do on the computer?
He made a website!
What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?
The used car salesman KNOWS when he is lying!