Victor's Ramblings

Humorous Ramblings. Here are six old jokes for today

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What happened after Moses took the tablets on the mountain?
It came to pass!
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
What do you give to a dog with fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
With which hand is it better to write?
Neither, use a pen or pencil.
Why did the blonde cut a hole in her new umbrella?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining!
What do you call someone who won't return their library book?
A bookkeeper!