Victor's Ramblings

Humorous Ramblings. Here are six old jokes for today

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Why did Billy go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off.
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Who says 'sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me'?
Someone who has never been hit with a dictionary!
What happenned to the man who didn't know the difference between putty and toothpaste?
All his windows fell out!