Victor's Ramblings

Humorous Ramblings. Here are six old jokes for today

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How can you tell if a man is on a seafood diet?
When he sees food he eats it.
What happened after the wheel was invented?
A revolution!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the disco?
Because he had nobody to go with!
If Dad earned $1000 a week and gave half to Mum, what would she have?
A heart attack!
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!