Victor's Ramblings

Humorous Ramblings. Here are six old jokes for today

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What is at the end of everything?
The letter 'g'.
What did one strawberry say to the other?
Look at the jam you got us into!
Who can shave 3 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber!
What is green and bounces around the garden?
A spring onion.
What is a light-year?
The same as an ordinary year but with fewer calories!
When is it no use getting up with the lark?
When you went out on one last night!