Victor's Ramblings

Humorous Ramblings. Here are six old jokes for today

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
Because she is always running away from the ball.
Why did the boy study in the airplane?
Because he wanted a higher education.
What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend with a bad egg?
A Loch Ness Pongster!
What did Adam yell on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Where was the electrician when the lights went out?
In the dark!